Hello! - I’m Scott!
I code games, I write music a lot, I drink vodka and smoke Marlboro Lights.
I have a nipper who is ACE!
Oh, yes. So, this thing is here because the whole online-dating thing is clearly not working! So, if you’ve been pointed here, it’s because a friend of yours thinks that you have a sense of humour and might not ENTIRELY hate me.
Look, hit them. Not me. This is my pitch. They’re probably just jealous of my magical powers. Yes. That’s definitely how it works.
Oh yeah. I’m not a rapist. If you were in doubt of that, or it makes you angry, we’re unlikely to get on. I’m a fairly ardent feminist, but, yaknow. Down with the Patriarchy and all that. Sista.
Where was I?
I am into science-fiction, basslines and anarchy. I enjoy skating, swimming and subverting the dominant paradigm.
I DJ and I grin and work and pay the bills and I PARTY :)
I like a grin and not taking things at all seriously :)
I’m looking for somebody who like to have a cracking good time, a cuddle when it’s bleak and a plan for adventures :)
I’m often quite offensive, but very loving. If somebody linked you here, it’s because they actually know me and think I’m not a massive spacker of the worst order.
If you would like an evening out, probably in north London, with good, if rather left-wing, transhumanist conversation, from somebody who is wonderfully entertaining, but a tiny smidge bipolar, then please give me a poke :)
I am ace, and I will at least pay for dinner. Unless you are really dull. Then I might pretend that I’ve seen God in the form of a massive unicorn and run away screaming.
Anyway, I can string a sentence together, I’m interesting, I can SPELL a bit, surely that’s better value for money than the OKC chaps?
I wasn’t going to mention it, but I ejaculate Häagen-Dazs.
So, there it is.